Can it get any worse?
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/13/uk-usa-court-phanatic-idUSLNE85C00H20120613
I don't know what people expect from a wild creature! Though I guess his trainers might've kept a better eye on him.
(Will the Phanatic be sent to the Big House? That might be worse for him even than the Phillies being in last place! Then again, probably not.)
(p.s. They'd better allow him a TV in his prison cell, so he can keep up on the games.)